By A. Lee Martinez
Teri and Phil had by no means wanted their very own own god. but if Phil is handed up for a promoting - back - it's time to take issues into their very own fingers. And glance online.
Choosing a god isn't so simple as you are going to imagine. There are too many decisions; and so they frequently have very hefty costs for his or her everlasting devotion: blood, cash, sacrifices, and vows of chastity. yet then they locate Luka, raccoon god of prosperity. All he wishes is a small lower in their strong fortune.
Oh - and to crash on their sofa for a couple of days.
DIVINE MISFORTUNE is a narrative of gods and mortals - in worship, in love, and at events.
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The yellow police tape was wrapped around tree trunks, strung through bushes. One yellow loop went around the stone feet of an angel. The tape flapped and cracked in the growing wind. Sergeant Rudolf Storr lifted the tape and walked towards me. He was six-eight and built like a wrestler. He had a brisk, striding walk. His close-cropped black hair left his ears bare. Dolph was the head of the newest task force, the spook squad. Officially, it was the Regional Preternatural Investigation Team, R-P-I-T, pronounced rip it.
Dear God, help me! ” I dug my fingernails into the palm of my hand. I tore my own skin and welcomed the pain. I could breathe again. His mind receded like the ocean pulling back. I felt light-headed, empty. I slumped against the table. One of the vampire waiters was at my side. “Don’t fight him. ” I pushed him away. ” The waiter looked almost human, one of the new dead. There was a look on his face. It was fear. I called to the thing on the stage. ” Monica gasped. I ignored her. Nothing mattered but getting through the next few moments.
Monica was sit- GUILTY PLEASURES 31 ting at our table, watching me come. There was an awful, knowing smile on her face. I was almost to the stage when a vampire appeared behind Catherine. He didn’t walk out from behind the curtain, he just bloody appeared behind her. For the first time. I understood what humans must see. Magic. The vampire stared at me. His hair was golden silk, his skin ivory, eyes like drowning pools. I closed my eyes and shook my head. This couldn’t be happening. No one was that beautiful.